I like the cartoon in a vacuum, but in the larger sense there’s never been any hint of crime in the Tuttle’s world. We’ll just pretend this never happened, okay? Maybe the patient should have been the little bird, since we don’t know where he works.
I know not all women are charmed by money, but look at the ugly, rich men out there with hot young wives and clearly some women are. Yes, there are young men who marry older rich women, but either that’s less common or it just doesn’t show up as often in the news.
There is a ranch up near Telluride that they say belongs to Ralph Lauren. If true, I’m envious because it is a beautiful place. I just had this picture in my mind of the world’s most well-dressed cowboys, who always have to smell their best. But since this strip is only about animals, I decided it would be cows who smell nice.
I can’t use this excuse at work because I am on my 3rd boss in four years and fourth corporate overlords. And yes, I have been at the same job the whole time (I’ve not been job-hopping, the job keeps hopping on its own).
