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Tag: #humor
30 Days Hath September
Why did September get 30 days? What had it done wrong?
Pantaloons
My cat’s hind legs look like he’s wearing pantaloons. I think I thought of this while watching him walk.
Now You’re Sty-lin’!
Inspired because I had a sty. Made it kind of hard to draw that day.
Surrounded by Sound
It’s been a joke before about just what all Tuttle has in his shell. The explanation, he told us, was quantum realities
Smoking and Pipes
I have a Dennis the Menace cartoon from the 50s where both Dennis’s father and the doctor he’s visiting are smoking. Things have changed!
The Right to Be Stuffed
There are restaurants I try to avoid. Not because they are bad, but because of my own issues with self control.
Bum Rap
To all the people who were surprised that I know who Flo Rida is, remember: he did a song for The Peanuts Movie. Look it up!
Past Tense
I think Pete should be right on this. Let’s call the OED people and see if we can get this included next year.
Child Reverse Psychology Do-Over
Why do any of Penn’s patients keep coming to him? Maybe their insurance demands it.