I have known a woman who liked rutabagas. She’s dead now, but I don’t think it was the rutabagas that killed her.
What Could Be Worse?!?!
Tag: #Phydeaux
Slower than Christmas
I actually saw this happen once. It was in about a D-league softball game and a runner scored from first but the batter got thrown out at first.
Toilet Paper
I like the little puppy Goldie is holding. And no, I have never named the puppies. I’m assuming they did, though.
Philology
This has gone over especially well with people named Phil and people who know people named Phil. With actual philologists? I have no idea
Scottish Nat’l Anthem
I am really surprised that, as far as I know, Groundskeeper Willie has never sung this song on “The Simpsons”. Did The Proclaimers do anything else
Fireworks and Breathing
I drew this many months ago, because I have learned that when I have a good idea I need to draw it and not depend on myself to remember it when the time comes. If you had Doctor Tuttle in your local newspaper, you would have seen this strip a week earlier!
For Profit
Yes, this is an “ability” of Tut’s that has been mentioned before. I wish I could do that with my eyes.
Mid-Game Interview
Yes, usually Kenny the Snake is the pitcher for the baseball team. He does well enough that they don’t replace him, I guess.
Driving Test … FAIL!
Inspired by a guy who passed me on 34th and really did get all four airborne. I wonder if he had to change his underwear after he landed?
Like an Implausible Mission
I don’t know why Phydeaux gave up his banjo for bongos this time around. Maybe we’ll never know.