Seriously, the best they can hope to strive for is third best. (Because The Dick Van Dyke Show is clearly the second-best show all-time.)
No Hope for TV
Tag: #Tuttle
Cleanse the Palate
This is how my mind worked as a child. I was constantly misunderstanding things I thought made perfect (if weird) sense.
Stromboli Lately
Yes, Stromboli sounds more like a basketball player’s name, but what’re you gonna do?
Stress Test
A friend of mine got her cataracts removed. Surgery went well. She has insurance. Doc billed her insurance almost $40k. That must be common, because they paid it
How the Sausage is Made
I did this cartoon less for political comment and more because I never hear the phrase “renderin’ plant” anymore.
Rescue!
If you don’t get it, don’t worry. Be happy.
Open Faced Closed Mouth
I thought this as a child when someone mentioned an “open-face sandwich”
Louisiana’s For Lunch
I have several relatives who live in Louisiana. Some are from there. They all think this sounds like a good idea
Alone Time
Anybody still remember the United Football League? The games were fun to watch, but it was kind of distracting that they were played in virtually empty stadiums.
Yuckin’ It Up
I have had the trail mix with the little bits of cheese in it. Didn’t mind the taste, but what is in the cheese that keeps it from melting?!?!