Fine Dining Finally Tweet These are, honestly, some of my favorite treats in the world. I don’t keep the ingredients around the house, though, because I tend to overeat.
Bogans and Colorado Tweet I’m sure marijuana will eventually be legal everywhere, at which point someone will stumble across this strip and go, “Huh?” There’s probably plenty of people doing that now.
They’re So CUTE! Tweet “Plonk” is apparently Australian slang for booze. I like this character, and he shows up a couple more times, but then I wasn’t sure what to do with him.
A New Taste Sensation Tweet I am a big fan of spray whip cream, but there may be a few things it wouldn’t improve. I don’t know that chili is one of them, though.
Bucked Tweet I guess in reality, a beaver without prominent front teeth would be in danger of dying from starvation.
City-scapers Tweet I know several people named “Dallas” and all claim they weren’t named for the city.
Aa is for Aalbatross Tweet I had the joke in mind, but there was no drawing that naturally went with it, so this is what happened.
Extermination! Tweet I can’t remember what the bug is doing in the second panel. Maybe opening the case he keeps his gun in?
Panic of 2020 Tweet This seemed funnier when I drew it, but now that we’ve completely lost our collective minds … it’s still a good ‘toon.
Census Tweet For those who aren’t cultured enough to remember, Phydeaux is massacring the classic John Denver song “Annie’s Song”.