Alarming News Tweet For those who remember, this is not the first time we’ve learned that Tuttle somehow has an entire house inside his shell.
Cough Remedy Gone Bad Tweet Now someone’s going to try this and get mad at me when it makes them worse.
Ask Your Doctor About … Tweet Our hospice doctor really liked this one. I guess people do really come in and ask about drugs seen on television.
A Diet to Die For Tweet I have been trying to cut down on my snacking, One of the theories is that you eat “nutritionally dense” snacks and then you won’t want more. Doesn’t work.
Whopper of a Tale Tweet I have often wondered how the two products had the same name without one suing the other for copyright infringement. Maybe it happened long ago and they settled somehow.
The Beaver’s Tale Tweet I started drawing Beaver with his tail up just to indicate that he is a beaver. But then, I realized real beavers didn’t do that. Mostly I don’t care (because they don’t wear caps, operate restaurants or get in fist-fights with possums, either) but then I started wondering WHY would this particular beaver carry his up like that? Now you know.
Bot-Tops! Tweet I was just looking at an elephant and thinking what one would look like without wrinkles.
Technology for the Win Tweet Seriously, there are so many monitors in the doctor’s offices and ER these days, I’m surprised one of them doesn’t have the game on.
Do Penguins Have Bills? Tweet Someone’s going to write in now and tell me that, “No, penguins have beaks, not bills” completely oblivious of the intended joke and (probably) incapable of getting it.