They’re So CUTE! Tweet “Plonk” is apparently Australian slang for booze. I like this character, and he shows up a couple more times, but then I wasn’t sure what to do with him.
Gun and Shield Tweet I like the cartoon in a vacuum, but in the larger sense there’s never been any hint of crime in the Tuttle’s world. We’ll just pretend this never happened, okay? Maybe the patient should have been the little bird, since we don’t know where he works.
A New Taste Sensation Tweet I am a big fan of spray whip cream, but there may be a few things it wouldn’t improve. I don’t know that chili is one of them, though.
Rich Men Get Girls Tweet I know not all women are charmed by money, but look at the ugly, rich men out there with hot young wives and clearly some women are. Yes, there are young men who marry older rich women, but either that’s less common or it just doesn’t show up as often in the news.
Freezing Over Tweet There is probably some theological bent out there that holds that hell will cease/freeze over at some point. If they’re right (they’re not), imagine all the good things that will come to be!!
Bucked Tweet I guess in reality, a beaver without prominent front teeth would be in danger of dying from starvation.
City-scapers Tweet I know several people named “Dallas” and all claim they weren’t named for the city.
Aa is for Aalbatross Tweet I had the joke in mind, but there was no drawing that naturally went with it, so this is what happened.
Extermination! Tweet I can’t remember what the bug is doing in the second panel. Maybe opening the case he keeps his gun in?