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Swelter-In-Place

What did I do during the shelter-in-place nonsense? Personally, I had corona virus.
Oh, and I wrote a novel and illustrated another. Very productive time!

Pork

Yes, I admit I thought of this one while sitting in church. And yes, our preacher was preaching an excellent series on Revelation.

What Kinda Book?!?!

I still use the phone book … it’s a whole, easily kept supply of Firestarter.

Save Face Big Time

I tried to picture what an elephant face mask would look like. Would they have a special sleeve for the trunk>

“Shame”. Maybe he meant shame

I don’t know how many times over the years my wife and I have made this joke or something like it while making the beds. (Yes, we’re really boring.)

What is a Shoe Fly Anyway?

A catchy song that never made sense to me, even as a child. Why would a fly care whether I belong to someone or not?

Humor-Deficient

People who are bad at telling jokes are a never-ending source of humor.

Fine Dining Finally

These are, honestly, some of my favorite treats in the world. I don’t keep the ingredients around the house, though, because I tend to overeat.

Empirical Umpirical

Maybe he can replace Joe West or Angel Hernandez, two guys who are only employed because of the power of their union.

Bogans and Colorado

I’m sure marijuana will eventually be legal everywhere, at which point someone will stumble across this strip and go, “Huh?” There’s probably plenty of people doing that now.