This one came about years ago, I just never drew it. My wife would just comment about how she was going to go catch the end of the world news. Another good one is “I’m going to go watch the news in the bedroom.”
The other day I was at a pizza place with my son and he pointed out a lady at a nearby table who was eating her pizza with a knife and fork. I know there’s no moral or civil law against such things, but it sure gets your attention! Okay, mine, anyway.
When I first got a car, this really confused me. Now that I know what they mean by rotating the tires, I’m not convinced of the efficacy, but I do it anyway.