#Tuttle Archives - Page 29 of 58 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Knocka-Knocka

I was always terrible at skipping rope, but I was better than average at knock-knock jokes.

Dunkin’ What Now?

I was thinking of two things I like really well that I don’t think would go great together. At least, not as a dippin’ sauce.

Meth-odism

Thankfully, the Methodists I know have liked this strip. Is that scary?

Run in Fright

I was thinking of people I know who have gone solar and how none of them are happy with the way things have worked out compared to what they were promised.

Real Live Zombies

Inspired by an actual trip to the park where I really did feel like the only one who wasn’t talking on a phone.

Gerry Who?

I like a doctor who’s willing to admit he knows nothing. Okay, no I don’t.

Hi-Resolution TV

This is about how long my resolutions last.

Fine Dining, Candles and All

My wife likes to go to a “nice” restaurant, even for my birthday, when I my particular tastes are much more simple.

Incentives

I was always terrible at the Scripture-memory contests as a child. I knew kids who I think could have gotten this lollypop.

Cowboy(s) Beer!

Growing up in Texas I realize now I was spoiled because Staubach is probably one of the classiest and best NFL’ers ever. Everyone else since has been a let down.