No Egrets!!
Tag: #puns
Soft Shells and Hard Heads
Shouldn’t there be a rule that all books about soft shell turtles be released in paperback? Or even cloth?
Martial Arts (& Crafts)
They used to all be in color. I’m not sure why this one is.
Another Grandad Joke
The fun part was trying to come up with the joke. I didn’t want to just rip one off from someone else.
Bum Rap
To all the people who were surprised that I know who Flo Rida is, remember: he did a song for The Peanuts Movie. Look it up!
Unsung Heroes
Do people still use Turtle Wax? I’m guessing so, but I don’t think I have ever used it myself.
You Can Call it Al
I love the punch line, but you kind of have to say it aloud, and as written. Don’t real “al” as “Alabama”
But What if He’s Octopied?
I was kinda surprised I didn’t get a letter from someone pointing out that squids aren’t octopi. Like I didn’t know that.
The Science of Generosity
I could think of the San Andreas and the Balcones off the top of my head, but no others. So I looked up another one.
Pro Footballer
I wish I knew how to get this cartoon to CeeDee Lamb. Anyone know?