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I don’t know if enough people remember Fonzi for this joke to work.
I like these things, but they seem like something a bachelor came up with. “Here’s some stuff from my fridge, served on a board.”
Beyond the joke, that’s one of my all-time favorite CS Lewis quotes. And to think I almost used one from GK Chesterton.
This joke actually works better when said aloud, but I still think it’s funny. (And true, this is how you put out a Greece–oops–grease fire.)
This is a reference to a chain of convenience stores in the Texas panhandle. If you don’t get it … don’t worry about it.
Do turtles eat flies? I can’t remember.
I thought this was funny, but I’ve had to explain to way too many people what a “sum” is.
As someone who was prone to little seizures before getting on the right meds, I feel qualified to make this joke.
Probably got a little sister named Nun The Less. Get it? “Little Sister”? Ha!
I know so many people who get bent out of shape about the meaning is “Revelation” and then I talk to them and learn they haven’t actually read the book.
