I had to explain this one to my sons, who were not familiar with Fotomats or Snow White. Except that they have a cousin named that.
Grandad Jokes
Tag: #Tottle
Church Camp Memories
I considered any time I came back from church campy without some sort of major malady or injury as a missed opportunity. Those listed above were just a few.
What About Slovenia?
I was going to look up Slovenia on a map. But I hate to do all that research.
Clockwise
I have realized there are young people–not necessarily kids–who do not understand “clockwise”. Or clocks.
Pantaloons
My cat’s hind legs look like he’s wearing pantaloons. I think I thought of this while watching him walk.
This Makes Sense to Me
This was my thought from the first time I heard the phrase, so I think I’ve used this joke back in “Cottage & CO”.
Those Poor Missiles
Mistletoe should look like the toes of a missile, if you ask me. English is a fun language.
Blending In
I love the English language. It’s a beautiful thing. And Walt Kelly was the greatest poet of all!
If the Name Fits
Everyone else’s congressman is terrible. Why don’t they vote them out of office?
Swing that Bed!
Back when I worked in hospice, the first time I heard the term “swing bed” I couldn’t imagine what that meant.