
I was so sad when our local Dairy Queen went out of business. Lots of rumors, but I just want my ice cream back!

I was so sad when our local Dairy Queen went out of business. Lots of rumors, but I just want my ice cream back!

To Tolkien fans, the idea that the Arkenstone might have been a Silmaril is barely possibly. But a Palantir? Of course not!

Our local symphony orchestra gives a concert each year at the minor league ballpark. Doesn’t seem like the best acoustics to me.

We play Christmas music when we decorate. I don’t have any way of playing the music backwards, though.

Mistletoe should look like the toes of a missile, if you ask me. English is a fun language.

Does your family do that? Ours does, but I start to feel repetitive. (If you had Doctor Tuttle in your local paper, you would have seen this strip last week.)

Our new car is the first we’ve ever had with this feature. I really can’t see that it makes much difference.

I like the little puppy Goldie is holding. And no, I have never named the puppies. I’m assuming they did, though.

Inspired by a guy who passed me on 34th and really did get all four airborne. I wonder if he had to change his underwear after he landed?

Doesn’t the water look good in this one? And I so rarely color the background in the middle pane (because it’s a pain), this is groundbreaking!