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I like this character and want to find more to do with him. Maybe he should run on the Whig Party platform since they were comprised of former members of the Anti-Mason Party. Really.
I don’t know if enough people remember Fonzi for this joke to work.
I like these things, but they seem like something a bachelor came up with. “Here’s some stuff from my fridge, served on a board.”
Beyond the joke, that’s one of my all-time favorite CS Lewis quotes. And to think I almost used one from GK Chesterton.
This joke actually works better when said aloud, but I still think it’s funny. (And true, this is how you put out a Greece–oops–grease fire.)
This is a reference to a chain of convenience stores in the Texas panhandle. If you don’t get it … don’t worry about it.
Do turtles eat flies? I can’t remember.
I thought this was funny, but I’ve had to explain to way too many people what a “sum” is.
As someone who was prone to little seizures before getting on the right meds, I feel qualified to make this joke.
Probably got a little sister named Nun The Less. Get it? “Little Sister”? Ha!
