Sometimes, the obvious jokes are the best jokes. And then, sometimes not.
Tag: #Phydeaux
Playing the Big Time
In a weird coincidence, this cartoon appeared in the papers the same week Mister Hodge passed away.
He’s Too Tense!
People who can’t tell jokes, or get them, crack me up. For some reason, though, they don’t appreciate being laughed at.
Concentrate, I Tell Ya, CONCENRATE!
I love licking the spoon after spooning the concentrate into the pitcher for mixing. Don’t know that I would want to drink the whole thing … but I think about it.
17 Year Cicadas
But then, after you show them, they’ll be just as loud as ever. We have some around here that will make your ears bleed!
Texas BBQ in Style!
I have had people contact me and say this sounds good to them. I love BBQ, but not to drink!!
The Argument of the Day
Jim Rockford should have been a superhero, with Angel Martin as his sidekick.
Zinfandel?
There really is a street in town with this name. I don’t think any of the other streets are named for drinking, though.
Donkey vs. Elephant
Yes, for anyone paying attention (no one is), Peanut and Jack once assumed their expected political roles. I guess they went green since then.
Swearin’ Off Womyn!
This was me in high school. “I’m done with women!” 5 seconds later, “Unless I can get HER to go out with me!” Spoiler alert: she said no.