
Inspired by my own driveway. Seriously, it’s a veritable Garden of Eden out there!

Inspired by my own driveway. Seriously, it’s a veritable Garden of Eden out there!

Bought two tires, advertised at $119 apiece. Drove out of there with a bill of over $400.

Yes, this is a commentary on both cats and the clerks at the post office. I have family members in the post office, in case you’re wondering (and they do not endorse this cartoon)

I was pouring some peanuts into a bowl to make some trail mix and had this idea. No, I didn’t try it. It sounds disgusting.

I am thankful for proctologists. I cannot imagine going into that field but am thankful for people who do.

I have never figured out if the sign is a marquee or if someone repaints it all the time. Enquiring minds want to know.

I think this one would be pretty good. Too bad Don Meredith isn’t around to play the lead.

My wife really likes hummus. I’ve found a couple flavors I like, but on the whole I am not a fan.

I’ve felt left out on the last few boycotts because they were of companies I didn’t patronize anyway.

I owe Phydeaux’s great pronouncement there to my father-in-law, may he rest in peace. Always loved that line.