Do kids still shout the original phrase at each other like we used to do? Did it every serve any long-term purpose?
Wisdom of the Ages
Tag: #MontyRabbit
He’s Too Tense!
People who can’t tell jokes, or get them, crack me up. For some reason, though, they don’t appreciate being laughed at.
Italian Job
This is not a riff on the “Americans invented pizza”. It’s that when I want pizza I go to a pizza place, not an Italian place.
The Den Mark of Excellence
For those who don’t know, “Copenhagen” is a brand of tobacco. No, I’ve never understood the attraction of snuff
Spanish-Speaking for Your Convenience
I was thinking of this while hearing a commercial for my bank.
Tax Time!
Inspired by a friend of my son’s named Helen. We all had dreams of what her name could have become had she married a certain man.
Lanyard Ho!
I had a door card like that for a while, but it was so rare that I needed to use it that I didn’t want to wear a lanyard all the time. Just carried the card in my wallet and felt like a fibbie flashing my wallet like that
New Car Features
My brother-in-law’s car has the feature Monty mentions. Drove me nuts!
Whose Cake is It?
My wife’s first initial is the same as my last initial. This has caused some good “accidents” over the years.
Watch Your Tongue
Watch your tongue, men, before she watches it for you!