Ottomatic Tweet Otto the otter hasn’t been in the strip in several years, mainly because I couldn’t think of anything for him to do.
Funniest Book of the Decade! Tweet The book that led imminent scholar Dr. Charlie W. Starr to write, “I would chide the author for making fun of one of the great classics of children’s literature if he weren’t so dang funny doing it.” (Author of The Faun’s Bookshelf: CS Lewis on Why Myth Matters)
Memories of Greatness Tweet My father had a great memory for his high school football days. The winning totals were not inflated. … But, the way he talked about him and his teammates, it was amazing they ever lost.
A-fib Tweet There’s a lot of talk about a-fib at work (I work in Hospice) and I often think of this joke but haven’t been able to work it into an actual conversation. So you get it!
Laughs for Sale!! Guaranteed! Tweet I can’t guarantee you’ll laugh, but I think you will. I can guarantee that they’re for sale, though! Click on the pic to learn more (and see some sample laughs).
Med School Drop-In Tweet Even when you do try to read the diplomas on the wall, the lettering is so fancy you can’t. Conspiracy?
Christmas Prayer Tweet Strips appear on-line one week after they appear in the papers. If you would like to see them sooner, have your local newspaper contact me garisonfitch@gmail.com!
Worshipful Music Tweet This is one of those songs that was not intended for congregational singing but is acceptable as a solo.
Crossword Puzzles Tweet I love words, but I have always been terrible at crossword puzzles. I have two sisters who are really good at them.
Radio Horrors Tweet I like the radio shows that will really delve into a subject but it’s a risk: what they want to talk about at length may not be what I want to listen to at length.