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I like Phydeaux’s version much better than the original.
Inspired by a Kettle Korn truck at the fair that had practically illegible writing on the side.
There are animals that, even after someone tells me, I can’t tell how to tell the males from the females. I’m assuming they can, otherwise there wouldn’t be more of them.
I think all of the major characters are married now except Pete. And Flatfoot, though he is dating.
I like that Beaver eats logs like the rest of us eat hamburgers.
I have been waiting to use this, but no one ever asks me what I did with my day.
Mainly, this is a comment on the stupid stuff we are offended by these days.
Inspired by actual events. FYI, banana pudding is not good on Triskets.
Yes, the first few words were inspired by Walt Kelly. After that, it’s all mine.
I want an enchilada pizza. Not sure what that would mean, though. Seen lots of taco pizzas, though.