I have only ever skied on rentals, because I don’t get to go that often. I know people that swear by the skis they own and would view rentals as an unnecessary risk.
Take a Gamble
Hmmm-hmmm … good?
Yes, I know it’s a product that harkens back to SNL, when the show was good.
Knock it Off!!
Not everyone got this because the phrase “knock it off” is apparently not as well known with the younger generation. How can that be?
Tax Time!
Inspired by a friend of my son’s named Helen. We all had dreams of what her name could have become had she married a certain man.
What Did You Mean?
There are phrases we use that would be confusing to the animal world if they used them. Like “son of a —-!”
Britney’s New Song
This doesn’t sound like a bad idea to me, but then I don’t listen to Britney or country.
Eagle Eye Singing
I thought of this the first time I heard the song all those years ago.
Some Other Thoughts
Yes, that is an exact quote from “Fellowship of the Ring.” I wonder if Tolkien meant something else, though.
With Cream on Top
Ever have cream (or syrup) on your plate and an item you wouldn’t normally put anything sweet on accidentally gets some and, you won’t admit it, but you wish the sweet had gotten on more of the other item?
Woe Is Lois
Yes, I’ve done a variation on this joke before. I liked the other one better.