Blood Worker Tweet I don’t want to read this book. Probably printed with green ink that would get all over your hands.
Classic Sci Fi Tweet I recently saw “Wrath of Kahn” in the theater. I think it still holds up very well.
Is Not Would Not Could Not Tweet The usual way of saying the third panel where I could from would be “ain’t it, tho?”
Send Me to Washington, or Else! Tweet This has always been one of my motivations for voting. The problem is, the damage they do is felt so much worse here than there.
Ready to Rule the World Tweet I think Louis L’Amour was quoting someone else when he wrote this, but I can’t remember who.
Convenience Store Blues Tweet Ah, the old jokes are sometimes the best. And any time you can make a punchline that involves gas, you know you have the junior high vote.
Calling Tom. Tom, are you there? Tweet Was watching the great “Quigley Down Under” when this idea came to mind. Now, how to get Tom Selleck on board with the project …
Pariah Tweet I’m sure this legend still exists in some quarters. I remember being told it as fact when I was a child and being afraid for my cousin who picked up a dead armadillo.
MOTTA Tweet I wish our mayor would run on this slogan. As far as I can tell, our motto is, “When in doubt, put up a traffic cone.”