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Marital Relations

Based entirely on actual events. Over and over again.

Backwards is Forward (thinking)

I have a shirt like Phydeaux’s that actually could be worn inside out, except that the shoulder stripes aren’t on the underside. The other parts are.

Foodie Combos

I was thinking of foods I liked separately that I didn’t think would go well together. This was one of them.

Follow the Directions

Based on another close call. I was about to put the drops in when I realized I still had my glasses on. No wonder I could see the dispenser so well!

Classic Poetry Done Right

This is the way I learned it. What about you?

Convenience Store Blues

Ah, the old jokes are sometimes the best. And any time you can make a punchline that involves gas, you know you have the junior high vote.

Served Upside Down

It was kind of interesting thirty years ago when the people at DQ would turn your Blizzard upside down before serving it to you. Now, it just strikes me as weird. Like, “Yeah, cool, hand me my ice cream!”

Safety at Home

G. K. Chesterton once wrote, “There are two ways of going home and one of them is to never leave.” That may be the safest way of all. Unless you have a ladder.

Get outside, use your imagina … TV?

My son gave me the “Complete Jetsons” on DVD for my birthday last year. Growing up, I loved it and “The Flintstones” but as I grow older I appreciate the Jetsons more.

In Need of a Candidate

I can’t remember the last time I was really enthused for a candidate rather than, “Well, he/she is better than the other option.”