Stargate: JJ-nil Tweet I guess I should reserve judgment until I see Star Wars IX but JJ’s track record does not give me confidence.
Perfection Tweet I like corn dogs, but we don’t buy them very often because I would probably eat them more than would be healthy … like Phydeaux.
No Liars Aloud Tweet A friend of mine said this about one of the candidates in the last presidential election. I asked if he was still going to vote, since the other candidate was clearly a liar, too. He just laughed and changed the subject.
Stereophonic, Baby! Tweet If you don’t get this joke, ask your parents … or grandparents. Also, I miss the discussions of woofers and tweeters and analog vs. stereo and what kind of cactus spine makes the best turntable needle.
Counterfeit Worries Tweet We have a color copier at work that does incredible work … sometimes. As a counterfeiting tool it would be extremely unreliable. I think I thought of this strip one day while swearing at it for crumpling another important document.
Powerful Smellers Tweet The information in the first panel is true. So far, it’s just been tried with a few beagles (like, 3), but wouldn’t it be great if it can be expanded?
Massaging, the Truth Tweet Because Tuttle has a shell, see? I wouldn’t think a massage would … oh, never mind.
Heck’s Kitchen Tweet Or maybe Dave Ramsey defaulting on a gambling debt. Or a politician keeping a promise.
What About Glenn Frey?!?! Tweet My only problem with this cartoon is that two weeks ago Pete didn’t know who The Eagles were. The thing is, I rearrange the orders of cartoons from the order in which they were drawn and sometimes I’ll end up with two strips near each other that should have been separated by a greater amount of time. Or, I’ll accidentally separate strips that should have been together. You aren’t really interested, are you?
Hakuna Frittata Tweet Or, you could pronounce it “free-Tatas”, which is a word only married people should be using.