Body Negativity Tweet I think we all know a person like this. All the opinions and no idea that any of them might be wrong or unpopular.
Hi Bob! Tweet I bet college students today have never heard of “hi bobs”. It’s hard to say that’s a bad thing.
Aunt Ex-Terminator Tweet My sisters have really enjoyed this whole “aunt” thing. I wonder how many people who pronounce it “auhnt” have been perplexed by the whole joke.
Leading the Cheers Tweet I know there are still cheerleaders, but the last few times I’ve been to a game I couldn’t tell if they were saying anything. Does this mean they were doing a good job, if everyone is shouting over them?
An End to Stress Tweet Seriously, I ditched Facebook and Twitter years ago and have never regretted either decision. Don’t think I’ve missed out on anything, either.
No Shame There Tweet I like that he is somehow able to draw his head down below his shoulder level. Do turtles have shoulders?
Going Dutch Tweet Do people still use the phrase “going dutch”? If so, the Dutch don’t seem to be the kind of people to get offended to such things. And where did it come from. Are the Dutch really known for not sharing tickets?
MOTTA Tweet I wish our mayor would run on this slogan. As far as I can tell, our motto is, “When in doubt, put up a traffic cone.”
More Aunt Infestations Tweet In a case of life imitating art, we have had a terrible ant infestation at our house lately. So we called the exterminators. Like last time, the ants got worse for a couple days before going away. Makes me wish it was an aunt infestation.
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