Inspired by my son’s time of working at the post office.
Employee Booster
Songs for the Heart
It’s sad how many people didn’t know the song Phydeaux mentions. Sadder how many didn’t know how to look it up!
Cute Wittle Kitty!
They’re trained killers with killer instincts, but they look so cute curled up on the furniture and are quite cuddlesome on the lap.
Debate the Lyrics
Do kids debate the lyrics anymore? I remember sitting around and debating the songs of Styx and REO Speedwagon and David & David and so forth. I look back and rethink those lyrics and can’t imagine how we wrung that much “wisdom” out of them.
What’s In a Word?
My first shot at this joke was a little racier. I’m glad I went with this version. It’s just a one word difference, but I think words are important.
Oh, Bummer Care
The best part about my insurance is that I’ve never used it.
Too Good to be True
The funny thing is, Penn has a long history of listening to bad ideas. Why should this surprise Tuttle so?
Stop the Cross Talk!
Every time I see one of those signs, I can’t help but think the world would be a better place if we could stop the drivers from being so cross.
THAT’s Your Takeaway?!?!
My daughter-in-law, who works at the mental hospital, thought this was hilarious.
Petty Cash Storage
At least now we know that Pete Possum is honest. But will he accept money from Tuttle, thinking it has been stored in Tuttle’s drawers?