Puns Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

It’s a Tankless Job

Around here, you don’t thank them, you curse them. On account of the hard water, they don’t hold up very long.

Remember Burt Cottage anyone? He’s not in this strip, but maybe that guy in the middle is his great-great-grandfather.

The only thing I don’t like about this cartoon is the repetition in panel 2. But I couldn’t think of a better way to do it.

As a kid, it confused me that we were always hearing what a bad thing drugs were, and yet we went to drug stores. And no, this isn’t Ollie’s.

My cat’s hind legs look like he’s wearing pantaloons. I think I thought of this while watching him walk.

To all the people who were surprised that I know who Flo Rida is, remember: he did a song for The Peanuts Movie. Look it up!

This was my thought from the first time I heard the phrase, so I think I’ve used this joke back in “Cottage & CO”.

It’s fun to go back to Burt Cottage now and then, with gags that don’t really work for Tuttle and his crew.

Do people still use the phrase “put your money in”? I used to hear it as a child and putting my money in oil sounded messy.

Do people still use Turtle Wax? I’m guessing so, but I don’t think I have ever used it myself.