Aunt Ex-Terminator Tweet My sisters have really enjoyed this whole “aunt” thing. I wonder how many people who pronounce it “auhnt” have been perplexed by the whole joke.
More Aunt Infestations Tweet In a case of life imitating art, we have had a terrible ant infestation at our house lately. So we called the exterminators. Like last time, the ants got worse for a couple days before going away. Makes me wish it was an aunt infestation.
List of Lists Tweet For the title up there (above) on the web page, I wanted to use the punch-line, but that ruins the joke below.
70 Years on the Throne Tweet I think I did this comic, or one similar, when it was 60 years. I’m sure she gets tired of these jokes in person.
Otherwise known as “Food We Didn’t Really Prepare” Tweet I like these things, but they seem like something a bachelor came up with. “Here’s some stuff from my fridge, served on a board.”
Grey Bar Motel Tweet Or maybe it should be “grey bar B&B”. Plus, now this makes you want to see your friend Jack on an airplane, huh? And, hopefully, he won’t be wearing a mask.
Knocka-Knocka Tweet I was always terrible at skipping rope, but I was better than average at knock-knock jokes.