I remember when we used to pay $2 to go to an in-school concert from some tolerable garage band. It was so much that we liked the music as that we were willing to pay $2 to skip class.
School Concerts
Category: Puns
Transplant
I have a friend named Otto who often made this joke, or one like it. This is as close as he gets to receiving credit.
Herring Banking
From all I understand, Herring Banks are quality establishments. The name just writes this joke on its own.
You Can Call it Al
I love the punch line, but you kind of have to say it aloud, and as written. Don’t real “al” as “Alabama”
If the Name Fits
Everyone else’s congressman is terrible. Why don’t they vote them out of office?
But What if He’s Octopied?
I was kinda surprised I didn’t get a letter from someone pointing out that squids aren’t octopi. Like I didn’t know that.
Toilet Paper
I like the little puppy Goldie is holding. And no, I have never named the puppies. I’m assuming they did, though.
Quarter and Dime Horses
I thought about referring to a great Daffy Duck line and making him a “buck and a quarter quarterhorse”.
Defends the World, of Course
I think this would be a fun comic book to draw or write for. Especially if it were very political and completely insulting to one or both sides.
That Irish Egyptian Lady
For those who don’t know, that’s not Tuttle with the laptop. That’s his nephew Tottle.