Puns Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Hafta Go Poddy?

I think “poddy” is a good nickname for podcasting, except that it’s kind of insulting to the bodily function.

I was afraid that, by the time I published this strip, people would have already forgotten the flab-jabs. Apparently not.

I have seen doormats that made a play on the name “Matt”. Can the joke go the other direction?

I wasn’t really trying to make a big political point, though one could be made. I just thought “Surveillance State” sounds like a college.

This strip is my annual tribute to one of the greatest cartoonists of all time, Walt Kelly. The tip-off is what Tuttle’s doing.

When first told this joke as a kid, I didn’t get it either. We apparently didn’t use “pass” in any context other than football around my house.

Shouldn’t there be a rule that all books about soft shell turtles be released in paperback? Or even cloth?

I looked it up to see when Zenith TVs were around. I remember having one when I was very little.

They used to all be in color. I’m not sure why this one is.