When first told this joke as a kid, I didn’t get it either. We apparently didn’t use “pass” in any context other than football around my house.
Pass This
Category: Puns
No Egrets!!
Soft Shells and Hard Heads
Shouldn’t there be a rule that all books about soft shell turtles be released in paperback? Or even cloth?
Grandfather Jokes
I looked it up to see when Zenith TVs were around. I remember having one when I was very little.
Martial Arts (& Crafts)
They used to all be in color. I’m not sure why this one is.
Another Grandad Joke
The fun part was trying to come up with the joke. I didn’t want to just rip one off from someone else.
Grandad Jokes
I had to explain this one to my sons, who were not familiar with Fotomats or Snow White. Except that they have a cousin named that.
What Kind of WHAT?!?!
This was inspired by my son and his wife, who actually went to Rome. This is what he called those statues
Citronelli
I think of this every time I light a citronella candle. Which, around here, is all summer long.
Looking for an ATM
For those of you who don’t get the joke, just show the strip to anyone with a modicum of college sports knowledge. But not an Aggie, they might not get it.