To all the people who were surprised that I know who Flo Rida is, remember: he did a song for The Peanuts Movie. Look it up!
Bum Rap
Category: Puns
This Makes Sense to Me
This was my thought from the first time I heard the phrase, so I think I’ve used this joke back in “Cottage & CO”.
Some C&C Fun to End the Year
It’s fun to go back to Burt Cottage now and then, with gags that don’t really work for Tuttle and his crew.
Put Your Money in Oil
Do people still use the phrase “put your money in”? I used to hear it as a child and putting my money in oil sounded messy.
Unsung Heroes
Do people still use Turtle Wax? I’m guessing so, but I don’t think I have ever used it myself.
School Concerts
I remember when we used to pay $2 to go to an in-school concert from some tolerable garage band. It was so much that we liked the music as that we were willing to pay $2 to skip class.
Transplant
I have a friend named Otto who often made this joke, or one like it. This is as close as he gets to receiving credit.
Herring Banking
From all I understand, Herring Banks are quality establishments. The name just writes this joke on its own.
You Can Call it Al
I love the punch line, but you kind of have to say it aloud, and as written. Don’t real “al” as “Alabama”
If the Name Fits
Everyone else’s congressman is terrible. Why don’t they vote them out of office?