I think of this every time I light a citronella candle. Which, around here, is all summer long.
Citronelli
Category: Puns
Looking for an ATM
For those of you who don’t get the joke, just show the strip to anyone with a modicum of college sports knowledge. But not an Aggie, they might not get it.
Carrying Out a Poll, I Mean, Pole
See, the guy in the third panel is not actually a pole cat. And neither is he a poll cat. He’s a skunk.
Angry as a Pole Cat
I looked it up so I could see what a pole cat really looks like. I was very pleased with how he came out.
It’s a Tankless Job
Around here, you don’t thank them, you curse them. On account of the hard water, they don’t hold up very long.
Yarnin’
Remember Burt Cottage anyone? He’s not in this strip, but maybe that guy in the middle is his great-great-grandfather.
In Jeopardy
The only thing I don’t like about this cartoon is the repetition in panel 2. But I couldn’t think of a better way to do it.
Drug Store
As a kid, it confused me that we were always hearing what a bad thing drugs were, and yet we went to drug stores. And no, this isn’t Ollie’s.
Pantaloons
My cat’s hind legs look like he’s wearing pantaloons. I think I thought of this while watching him walk.
Bum Rap
To all the people who were surprised that I know who Flo Rida is, remember: he did a song for The Peanuts Movie. Look it up!