
I was thinking of this while hearing a commercial for my bank.

I was thinking of this while hearing a commercial for my bank.

At least now we know that Pete Possum is honest. But will he accept money from Tuttle, thinking it has been stored in Tuttle’s drawers?

Not everyone got this because the phrase “knock it off” is apparently not as well known with the younger generation. How can that be?

Inspired by a friend of my son’s named Helen. We all had dreams of what her name could have become had she married a certain man.

I had a door card like that for a while, but it was so rare that I needed to use it that I didn’t want to wear a lanyard all the time. Just carried the card in my wallet and felt like a fibbie flashing my wallet like that

My brother-in-law’s car has the feature Monty mentions. Drove me nuts!

My wife’s first initial is the same as my last initial. This has caused some good “accidents” over the years.

Our kids never tried to sleep in our bed. The cats on the other hand …

Watch your tongue, men, before she watches it for you!

The first two panels are a true story. The third is not. Who buys a round for the people at Wendy’s?!?!