Banking You Can Almost Count On Tweet The hometown bank I had used for years was recently bought out. I guess the new owners are okay, it just bummed me out.
Nude What?!?! Tweet If you’ve seen one conglomeration of several stores under a single roof, you’ve seen a’mall.
Thanksgiving Tweet If you would like to see these cartoons before they appear online, contact your local newspaper and tell them to get “Doctor Tuttle”! Then you would have seen this strip on or before Thanksgiving instead of a week later.
Pure Poetry Tweet Of course, the real joke anytime Porc U. Pine is in here is the idea that anyone would a] pay for poetry or b] sell it by the line.
A Rare Disease Indeed Tweet I was surprised I got no comments on this one. Most complaints are because someone didn’t read closely enough and this seemed ripe for error.
Aunt Ex-Terminator Tweet My sisters have really enjoyed this whole “aunt” thing. I wonder how many people who pronounce it “auhnt” have been perplexed by the whole joke.
More Aunt Infestations Tweet In a case of life imitating art, we have had a terrible ant infestation at our house lately. So we called the exterminators. Like last time, the ants got worse for a couple days before going away. Makes me wish it was an aunt infestation.