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Of course, the real joke anytime Porc U. Pine is in here is the idea that anyone would a] pay for poetry or b] sell it by the line.
My wife took this one the wrong way. She took it as a joke.
I was surprised I got no comments on this one. Most complaints are because someone didn’t read closely enough and this seemed ripe for error.
Based entirely on actual events. Over and over again.
My sisters have really enjoyed this whole “aunt” thing. I wonder how many people who pronounce it “auhnt” have been perplexed by the whole joke.
In a case of life imitating art, we have had a terrible ant infestation at our house lately. So we called the exterminators. Like last time, the ants got worse for a couple days before going away. Makes me wish it was an aunt infestation.
These jokes go over well at the family reunion.
I was a little surprised that enough people seem to have understood the phrase Pete uses in panel three. Unfortunately, Pete doesn’t.
I was always terrible at skipping rope, but I was better than average at knock-knock jokes.
I keep waiting for the day when my bank is actually surprised by a cash transaction.
