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Do We Have Monkeys?

I was doodling one day and I drew a monkey. My wife saw it and said, “That’s cute. How come you don’t have monkeys in the comic strip?”

This is me.

Google doesn’t agree with my spelling of “somnologist” but I got it straight from the dictionary.

People who can’t tell jokes, or get them, crack me up. For some reason, though, they don’t appreciate being laughed at.

This was me in high school. “I’m done with women!” 5 seconds later, “Unless I can get HER to go out with me!” Spoiler alert: she said no.

Surely this isn’t based on true events, is it? Is IT??

Thought of this on the way to church one morning. Then, it was real hard to sing “I’ll Fly Away” correctly.

They’re trained killers with killer instincts, but they look so cute curled up on the furniture and are quite cuddlesome on the lap.

The funny thing is, Penn has a long history of listening to bad ideas. Why should this surprise Tuttle so?

Every time I see one of those signs, I can’t help but think the world would be a better place if we could stop the drivers from being so cross.