
As a kid, it confused me that we were always hearing what a bad thing drugs were, and yet we went to drug stores. And no, this isn’t Ollie’s.

As a kid, it confused me that we were always hearing what a bad thing drugs were, and yet we went to drug stores. And no, this isn’t Ollie’s.

What I can’t figure is why anyone takes that guy seriously. He burns through money like it was a million dollar home and, um, huh.

This wasn’t submitted to the newspapers. I think you can see why.

One of my sons will have “just a spoon full of peanut butter”. Looks like he has half the jar on that spoon

This is what my sisters taught me to do about a stye. This is what our aunt Florence taught them to do.

My wife and I have this conversation a lot. Always comes out the same.

Always take care of your … oh wait, probably better not. You know. Family newspaper and all.

Inspired because I had a sty. Made it kind of hard to draw that day.

It’s been a joke before about just what all Tuttle has in his shell. The explanation, he told us, was quantum realities

Why do any of Penn’s patients keep coming to him? Maybe their insurance demands it.