Why do any of Penn’s patients keep coming to him? Maybe their insurance demands it.
Child Reverse Psychology Do-Over
Category: Doctoring
All Creatures That Creep Me Out
We really love that show! So I went back and read the books, which I hadn’t read since school. The books are really gross!
Hating the Hate Groups
Based on someone I knew. Had to sperate myself from them as their hatred of hate was very hateful (and tiresome).
Hospital Privileges
We have a lot of “hospitals” here I am newly discovering. Most are just surgical hospitals, so it makes sense that I didn’t deal with them in hospice.
Horse Cents
The real punchline is the final line on the horse’s sign. I don’t have a name for the horse.
Why Keep Going?
I’ve been watching back through Gunsmoke on DVD. I’m in season eighteen now and it only took me ten years to get here. Great show!
It Is Not Well There
I think of this whenever we sing that song. It’s a beautiful hymn, but I half expect some lunatic to object.
Transplant
I have a friend named Otto who often made this joke, or one like it. This is as close as he gets to receiving credit.
Your WHAT?!?!
I am thankful for people who want to go into the field of urology. I am also thankful I am not in that field.
Needles to Say
I would like to be the one giving the shots for a change. But not in the glutes. I don’t wanna see that!