Conference Call-In … Out Tweet Inspired by my difficulty with trying to call in on our automated conference line for hospice. I was hoping there was a cut-off point after which I could say, “Sorry. Tried. See ya next week.”
A Terrible Disease! Tweet Before you write in angrily about how I’m making fun of someone’s infirmity, please keep in mind that I have epilepsy myself, which is what made me think of this strip.
Second Opinion About the First Tweet I always have this picture in my mind (hopefully untrue) of the first doctor calling the second doctor and telling him what to say. Or her. Don’t want to be sexist in my calumnies.
Rorschach’s Test Tweet When I first thought of this strip, the line in the first panel was the punchline. Then I came up with the line in the second panel and thought it was better. Same with the third. Finally decided that I would use all three.
Doctor Knows All Tweet I am impressed with how much doctors know. However, some seem to think they know more than they do (a trait common to all of us, I imagine.)
Stroke of Genius Tweet I smell burning toast every time I drive by the bakery. Weird place to be having a stroke, huh?
Albuterol Is All Tweet In case you’re wondering, no, the action is not the joke … not really, anyway.
DNR? Tweet The thing is, I think a lot of people are already forgetting DVRs, so the joke may not work.
Adobe? Adobo? Tweet I, for one, love adobo sauce and can just about eat it straight! It’s best mixed in with a little sour cream, though (IMHO).