Big Fat Snails Tweet Have you seen those giant snails on the news? Some kind of invasive species (of course).
A Rare Disease Indeed Tweet I was surprised I got no comments on this one. Most complaints are because someone didn’t read closely enough and this seemed ripe for error.
Replacement Speaker Tweet There are so many great medicinal terms that make for good comic character names.
Follow the Directions Tweet Based on another close call. I was about to put the drops in when I realized I still had my glasses on. No wonder I could see the dispenser so well!
Served Upside Down Tweet It was kind of interesting thirty years ago when the people at DQ would turn your Blizzard upside down before serving it to you. Now, it just strikes me as weird. Like, “Yeah, cool, hand me my ice cream!”
Safety at Home Tweet G. K. Chesterton once wrote, “There are two ways of going home and one of them is to never leave.” That may be the safest way of all. Unless you have a ladder.
Not Good for Who? Tweet I just think this is how dogs would react to such news if they could. It’s how I feel like reacting to news I don’t like, anyway.
Cast Iron Skull-It Tweet I know a very sad story about a cast iron skillet. Next time I see you in person, I’ll tell it.