Smokers Tweet As a little kid, this is actually what I pictured when someone mentioned the term “chain smoking”. I wondered how they got them lit
Thanks Giving Tweet This is just the kind of conversation I’m pretty sure actually goes on … somewhere.
What-Minded? Tweet I think Pete’s showing remarkable powers of association to get that definition from the word.
A Cute WHAT?!?! Tweet After drawing it, I decided not to submit this one to the newspapers. I think you can see why.
Compliance Tweet This one came to me while watching a video on “ethics”. The video was replete with examples, none of which have ever come close to happening in my job.
Venous, pronounced “Venus” Tweet My original idea for Pete’s misunderstanding may have been funnier, but I was afraid it would hurt someone’s feelings. (I don’t mind causing offense, but this was just making fun of someone’s name and that seemed needlessly hurtful. It’s a blurry line.)
You Are What You Eat Tweet As you probably already knew, flamingos are pink because of all the shrimp they consume. I just wondered what would happen if a flamingo ate lots of guacamole. I’m guessing it would die, but would it turn green first?
Soy Milk Blues Tweet My kids had to drink soy milk for a while when growing up. I tried it. Didn’t hate it, but it wasn’t something I wanted more of.