Served Upside Down Tweet It was kind of interesting thirty years ago when the people at DQ would turn your Blizzard upside down before serving it to you. Now, it just strikes me as weird. Like, “Yeah, cool, hand me my ice cream!”
Safety at Home Tweet G. K. Chesterton once wrote, “There are two ways of going home and one of them is to never leave.” That may be the safest way of all. Unless you have a ladder.
Not Good for Who? Tweet I just think this is how dogs would react to such news if they could. It’s how I feel like reacting to news I don’t like, anyway.
Cast Iron Skull-It Tweet I know a very sad story about a cast iron skillet. Next time I see you in person, I’ll tell it.
Where’s My Phone? Tweet We haven’t gone quite this far, but my wife and I have both looked for our phones all over the place only to find it in some obvious place. I’m sure we’re the only ones who do that.
Drawing to an Inside Straight Line Tweet My wife always says she can’t draw a stick figure. She can actually draw what she means pretty well, she just doesn’t like it.
Feeling Down Tweet My first thought was a “feeling down” joke that might have been inappropriate. I like this one better. And since Flatfoot’s girlfriend is a chicken, that kind of ruined the first joke, anyway.
Fear of Masons Tweet I’m surprised I’ve gotten no feedback on this from any Masons. I know there are a few left in this world.
Pariah Tweet I’m sure this legend still exists in some quarters. I remember being told it as fact when I was a child and being afraid for my cousin who picked up a dead armadillo.