Two-a-Days Tweet I love milk shakes, except that I’m cheap and the ice cream by itself is usually less expensive.
Wasted Time (playing in the background) Tweet Remember when it was just going to be “two weeks to flatten the curve”?
What’s Up, Swabby? Tweet When I got my covid test, it felt like the swab was as long as depicted here and that they were trying to see if they could push it all the way through my head. In the words of my doctor, “I’m going to touch your brain now.”
Alcoholic Whoops Tweet We have alcoholic wipes at work we’re supposed to use on our tablets. I’ve learned to not use them unless my car door is open or the window is rolled down, otherwise they about knock me out.
Unsteady Gait Tweet Inspired by all the times in hospice that I’ve heard it said that someone has an “unsteady gait”.
Signatories Tweet Our compute program in hospice really does have a place for the patient to sign on the death visit. (also: notice what kind of critter the auditor is?)