Not Good for Who? Tweet I just think this is how dogs would react to such news if they could. It’s how I feel like reacting to news I don’t like, anyway.
Cast Iron Skull-It Tweet I know a very sad story about a cast iron skillet. Next time I see you in person, I’ll tell it.
Where’s My Phone? Tweet We haven’t gone quite this far, but my wife and I have both looked for our phones all over the place only to find it in some obvious place. I’m sure we’re the only ones who do that.
Drawing to an Inside Straight Line Tweet My wife always says she can’t draw a stick figure. She can actually draw what she means pretty well, she just doesn’t like it.
Feeling Down Tweet My first thought was a “feeling down” joke that might have been inappropriate. I like this one better. And since Flatfoot’s girlfriend is a chicken, that kind of ruined the first joke, anyway.
Fear of Masons Tweet I’m surprised I’ve gotten no feedback on this from any Masons. I know there are a few left in this world.
Pariah Tweet I’m sure this legend still exists in some quarters. I remember being told it as fact when I was a child and being afraid for my cousin who picked up a dead armadillo.
So Mote It Bee Tweet I like this character and want to find more to do with him. Maybe he should run on the Whig Party platform since they were comprised of former members of the Anti-Mason Party. Really.
Inned of the Whirled Tweet This one came about years ago, I just never drew it. My wife would just comment about how she was going to go catch the end of the world news. Another good one is “I’m going to go watch the news in the bedroom.”