The problem with this cartoon is that it threw people’s ability to distinguish between “gnome” and “genome”.
Garden Variety Genomes
Category: Doctoring
Psychological Feng Shui
For anyone who asks, no, this isn’t going to be Penn’s office look going forward. This is a one-time joke … unless you count the other time I used Lucy’s booth.
Hackles Up!
There are times when, if my cat had a knife, he’d love to use it. Claws are bad enough!
Noise Cancelling or Love Cancelling?
Money in the Bank!
I go to Hobby Lobby and I’ll see two or three husbands sitting in the parking lot, engine running, staring at their phones. There has to be a way to monetize that.
Headgear Ole!
This really is how I got in the habit of wearing a hat. It helped my hospice patients distinguish me from other visitors.
Celtic Women
I like the Celtic Women, for a song or two, but it’s not the kind of thing I want to sit through a whole concert of.
Expert Speaker
Now me, I’ve been a whiz at remembering names ever since I took that Bill Carnegie course.
Was WD-39 any good?
I have asked actual pharmacists this question but they didn’t understand I was joking. Long answer.
Monkey Business pt 2
Why has this monkey not shown up since? It’s not so much about his anxiety as that I’ve never been satisfied with how he looks.