Inspired by my real-life clock. I wasn’t scared, but it took a moment for my recently-awakened brain to figure out what it meant.
Numbers in the Night
Category: Doctoring
And the Band Played On and On
Every time I think all the band names have been taken, I hear of a new band with a wonderful, memorable, stupid name.
Baked Sweet Potato
I do like a baked sweet potato now and then, especially in winter. I put butter and brown sugar and pecan on mine. Sometimes, you can still see the tater.
Yes, That’s How He Spells It
Obviously, I had to look up how to spell the guy’s name. And no, I can’t spell it from memory.
Garden Variety Genomes
The problem with this cartoon is that it threw people’s ability to distinguish between “gnome” and “genome”.
Psychological Feng Shui
For anyone who asks, no, this isn’t going to be Penn’s office look going forward. This is a one-time joke … unless you count the other time I used Lucy’s booth.
Hackles Up!
There are times when, if my cat had a knife, he’d love to use it. Claws are bad enough!
Noise Cancelling or Love Cancelling?
Money in the Bank!
I go to Hobby Lobby and I’ll see two or three husbands sitting in the parking lot, engine running, staring at their phones. There has to be a way to monetize that.
Headgear Ole!
This really is how I got in the habit of wearing a hat. It helped my hospice patients distinguish me from other visitors.