For those who aren’t in the Texas panhandle, I’m sorry. You’re missing out on Doppler Dave, who is a real person (as far as we know).
Dopple-What?
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What’s Dumb to One Person is Wisdom to Another
To Tolkien fans, the idea that the Arkenstone might have been a Silmaril is barely possibly. But a Palantir? Of course not!
New Weedeater
I have had a Weedeater for some time now, the mechanical kind. I didn’t think it was a very good one, until I learned how to use it
Those Poor Missiles
Mistletoe should look like the toes of a missile, if you ask me. English is a fun language.
The Inflatables
There really are neighborhoods near my house where every house on the street has a Grinch. Then, the next street over, they all have reindeer.
People Who Argue At the Holidays
I’m always reading about families that fight at Thanksgiving. Thankfully, I cannot identify.
Let’s Go Gluten!
My wife and daughter-in-law are both gluten intolerant. My son and I are not, but learning there’re some great GF options out there.
Quarter and Dime Horses
I thought about referring to a great Daffy Duck line and making him a “buck and a quarter quarterhorse”.
Merry Christmas 2024!
If you had Doctor Tuttle in your local paper, you would have seen this one before Christmas! Call your editor today! Tell him to make next Christmas merrier with Doctor Tuttle!
Give Thanks
I was relatively happy with the veggies, but try as I might, I could not draw a cornucopia I was satisfied with. BTW, if you had “Doctor Tuttle” in your local newspaper, you would have seen this one last Thursday