Most things that people “always say” are a lot like this. The difference between the two is comical.
Category: Rita
Valentines Day Romance
If you had one of the classy local newspapers that run “Doctor Tuttle”, you would have seen this strip on Valentines Day. Made more sense then.
Merry Christmas 2023
If you had Doctor Tuttle in your local newspaper, you would have seen this strip on Christmas Day! Have your paper contact us today!!
Christmas Script Review
This sounds like something I would have written, before the editing.
Lanyard Ho!
I had a door card like that for a while, but it was so rare that I needed to use it that I didn’t want to wear a lanyard all the time. Just carried the card in my wallet and felt like a fibbie flashing my wallet like that
Off the Bone Plate?
Some restaurant we were eating at offered “fall off the bone ribs” and I just naturally had this idea.
Smell is in the Nose of the Besmelder
I remember when my sons were in junior high and they had a friend who apparently thought Axe would mask anything. It didn’t.
If the Name Fits
It’s weird how many people didn’t get this strip. And I was expecting some pushback on the concept of husband-abuse but got none.