
I was so sad when our local Dairy Queen went out of business. Lots of rumors, but I just want my ice cream back!

I was so sad when our local Dairy Queen went out of business. Lots of rumors, but I just want my ice cream back!

I did see this “argument” in a book a while back, which is where the idea came from for this strip. Do you know what I’m talking about?

Our local symphony orchestra gives a concert each year at the minor league ballpark. Doesn’t seem like the best acoustics to me.

When I was a hospice chaplain there was one sweet old lady who loved for us to sing old hymns together. She used to always say we should go on the road and people would pay to hear us sing.

In the old strips, from Snuffy Smith to Pogo to Dennis the Menace, having a character smoke was completely ordinary. No one smokes in strips now and the world is a worse place.

Around here, you don’t thank them, you curse them. On account of the hard water, they don’t hold up very long.

I can’t say this one out loud. In fact, I have a hard time reading it in my head!

She’s not that good lookin’ but I’d still like to meter for her poetry. That cartoon idea might work later

Is the joke in the third panel or that the mosquito is known to them and has a name? You decide.

This is one of my favorite bits of useless trivia. What’s strange is that the GBs are in NYC and Jim is in LA.