This is why I prefer vermicelli. Regular spaghetti is just too thick for me anymore.
Now THAT’S Pesce!
Category: Phydeaux
Perchance to Run Again
I don’t understand the people who run over and over again and keep losing. Don’t the donors get tired of wasting that money?
Joy All Year Long?
I admit, I’ll sometimes pull out a Christmas song in the off-season. Sometimes even a whole album of them.
For the Game That Has Everything
I hear people use this phrase a lot. Usually, it means they’re going to go into coaching. Does the game notice?
The Hon. Walt Kelly
In honor of one of the greatest cartoonists of all time: Walt Kelly. Some of you might remember his creation “Pogo”.
Critical Spirit
This one comes from personal experience. Getting rid of a critical spirit is very hard work! Where do you think these cartoons come from?
With the Gaithers
I appreciate a lot of the songs the Gaithers have written over the years (Bill & Gloria), but I don’t enjoy watching their shows, for whatever reason.
Slower than Christmas
I actually saw this happen once. It was in about a D-league softball game and a runner scored from first but the batter got thrown out at first.
Toilet Paper
I like the little puppy Goldie is holding. And no, I have never named the puppies. I’m assuming they did, though.
Philology
This has gone over especially well with people named Phil and people who know people named Phil. With actual philologists? I have no idea