This is how we used to sing this song when I was in elementary school. Makes as much sense as the original, probably more.
Category: Phydeaux
Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together, but THREE?
I was adding some marshmallows to trail mix for some reason and this idea came to mind. No, it doesn’t sound good to me, either.
Some People Never Learn
I think of this every time we sing this song in church.
This IS a Pickle, George!
We have a chiropractor in our mall. I would be curious to know which gets more business: him or the massage people?
The Kids Are (mostly) Alright
Anybody else remember this song? Let’s sing it together! “Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts! Mutilated monkey meat … “
What Would WHO Do?
My father was always disgusted with people claiming to ask, “What would Jesus do?” without ever having asked, “What DID Jesus do?”
Songs for the Heart
It’s sad how many people didn’t know the song Phydeaux mentions. Sadder how many didn’t know how to look it up!
Debate the Lyrics
Do kids debate the lyrics anymore? I remember sitting around and debating the songs of Styx and REO Speedwagon and David & David and so forth. I look back and rethink those lyrics and can’t imagine how we wrung that much “wisdom” out of them.
23rd Psalm, a Chart Topper
DID David know that one Psalm would be a bigger hit than all the others? Was there one he liked better?
Cultural Appropriation Fail
The joke here is that Tuttle thinks cultural appropriation is a crock. (He’s right. You’re wearing shoes.) Unfortunately, getting a judge who agreed with him spoiled his chance at a lucrative judgment.