Massaging, the Truth Tweet Because Tuttle has a shell, see? I wouldn’t think a massage would … oh, never mind.
Hakuna Frittata Tweet Or, you could pronounce it “free-Tatas”, which is a word only married people should be using.
Snow Day!! Tweet This cartoon originally ran in January of 2010. Thought it might bring about some cool thoughts on this hot summer day. Probably not, but I still think it’s a funny strip.
The Regal Eagle Tweet Supposedly, Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be our national emblem. If it had been, would we have viewed it the way we (most of us, anyway) view the bald eagle now?
There’s Something About That Man Tweet This came about because a friend was into those scented candles that were supposed to improve your mood or love life or whatever. I walked into her office and the one she had going took me back to the 1980s and “Aqua Velva”. I didn’t tell her that. Now, I really hope there’s an essential oil that smells like “Hai Karate”!
House on the Back Syndrome Tweet The other characters in the strip talk about their houses and yards. It’s been understood from the beginning that Tuttle just has his shell (inside of which are a big screen TV, a Blue-Ray player, and several other amenities that he says all fit in there due to “quantum reality”).
Define Toxophilite Tweet I wish I could remember where I ran across the word “toxophilite”. BTW, my computer doesn’t recognize it–which proves that computers are stupid.
In Line for the Throne Tweet I’m happy for any couple that has a baby, but I guess I don’t understand the fascination with “royal” babies. So this kid will never have to work, big deal.