There really is a street in town with this name. I don’t think any of the other streets are named for drinking, though.
Category: Phydeaux
Donkey vs. Elephant
Yes, for anyone paying attention (no one is), Peanut and Jack once assumed their expected political roles. I guess they went green since then.
Colonoscopy
What possesses someone to go into that profession? I guess I am glad that some people do.
Visualize World Peace
When someone tells me to “visualize world peace” this is all I can think of. I don’t like whirled peas
Temperance Zone
I was reading about the temperance movement and this just came easily to mind.
Cuties
Saw a plastic basketball in the gutter one day and this came to mind instantly.
Martial Arts and Crafts
I have to give credit to my son, who is taking jiu jitsu lessons, for this idea.
Classical Music Redux
This is how we used to sing this song when I was in elementary school. Makes as much sense as the original, probably more.
Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together, but THREE?
I was adding some marshmallows to trail mix for some reason and this idea came to mind. No, it doesn’t sound good to me, either.
Some People Never Learn
I think of this every time we sing this song in church.